Why Drive A Beater?
You work hard for your money. With a beater car, you can make your money work hard for you. No matter your budget, Beater World has a vehicle for your needs. But why choose a beater car over all the nice, new, shiny, fancy cars that are out there for sale? Bullet points, that's why:
- Depreciation: a beater car is already worth next to nothing. You can scrap it for about as much as you pay for it!
- Cheap To Fix: a beater car doesn't have $400 sensors and $900 computers that fail without warning!
- Easy To Fix: you won't need to be a rocket scientist to fix a beater car when it does break down!
- Undesireable: no one wants to be seen in a beater car, let alone steal one. Think of it as a free security system!
- Chicks Dig It: when you meet that special someone, she'll know you bought a beater so you can spend more on her!
I hope you see where I'm going here. There's no stopping you when you buy, own, and drive a beater car. You can have the world as your oyster, and you'll be able to afford those oysters because you didn't waste $22,000 on a new, overpriced, computerized, subcompact car. Now you're really seeing the light! The dimly lit, dusty, green dashboard lights of your next beater car!
